Recent reviews by L+i want to die

Threw a random book I had in my inventory so hard it killed a man.

9/10

Amazing game, amazing remake.
I'd give it a 10, but Leon makes me question my orientation.

People call me a virgin in real life
But when i start this game up
I get called maidenless

10/10

it's like a dream come true... unlike my dream of feeling a woman's touch.

This has helped me fight my crippling masturbation addiction.

if only they had a one-story house

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I had spent the entire yesterday's evening playing Koikatsu and I must say this has been the most eye opening experience in my life. At around 2 AM when I stopped playing I felt my mind ascend and my third eye open. This was the most philosophical experience I had in recent time. I now want to spend some time exploring the universe and myself to find the true meaning of happiness.
Thank you for making me buy this masterpiece.
Sincerely yours, me

The best documentary about finnish culture in the 90's

Being in Chernobyl gives you less cancer than this garbage.