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17 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
41.1 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
All the characters are either super buff or have big butt. For that alone, it is 8/10
Posted 5 December.
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3 people found this review helpful
19.8 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
If it wasn't for the anti-cheat, the game is actually pretty good. I am doomed anyway, so I installed. The gameplay is somehow punchy like COD and isn't as silly with the movement as only one guy can slide.

The guns have limitless customisation, allowing every slot to be filled unlike COD pick 5 system, the hit detection and overall gun feel is superior to BattleFailed 2042, the balance is actually decent.

The Extraction shooter part is a more casual Tarkov with less ratting and seemingly more responsive gunplay.

The operators and voicelines are cringe. You should mute them.

The MTXs look annoying but you aren't compelled to buy any. The arsenal for the BF mode is entirely free with actually levelling up your account like the old days - none of that challenge BS that other games do to unlock stuff.

UI is bloated for unlocking stuff but most of it is free.
Posted 5 December.
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69.2 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
If you play campaign purely Solo, do not choose Veteran or higher for a first run. Your AI teammates are more clueless than randoms in PvP games.

The game isn't hard because the difficulty is hard, or the enemies are hard - it is difficult because you are forced to fight a force designed for 3 competent Space Marines but instead have to carry 2 idiots whilst you do all of the objectives, fight the main targets and scrounge loot and weapons.
Posted 6 September.
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712.1 hrs on record (451.3 hrs at review time)
Mostly good game, good promise, new direction is good as well, easy to learn, annoying to master.

But still region locked on PC due to Steam trying to reflect Sony's restrictions. Remove the PC region lock, it has no attachment with PSN or Sony. Finding loopholes to play a game and have fun is dumb.

Remove this - it is a net benefit and people will praise the game again. You can't preach freedom and democracy and the proceed to do the most anti-freedom thing possible.
Posted 8 February. Last edited 11 December.
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2 people found this review helpful
23.6 hrs on record (20.2 hrs at review time)
The Witch is a better Prop than props.
Posted 1 January.
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2 people found this review funny
260.3 hrs on record (93.4 hrs at review time)
I tried to convert a Goth Hottie Elf into a devout follower of Christ, fixed the literal heart of a Devil Mommy, had passionate acts with a shapeshifting Devil concubine and almost accidentally banged a druid bear.

And missed more with easy arrow shots than shots with women unlike real life.

Gg, would play again
Posted 6 September, 2023. Last edited 6 September, 2023.
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0.9 hrs on record
If you wanted an affordable John Wick game, this is a good option.

No Dragon's breath though. Still fun!
Posted 20 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The concept is really cool and the game so far is compelling and promising.

I hope development goes well and this game really evolves into something innovative and crazy fun.

pls do not abandon this game like other early access titles.
Posted 4 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Morgana can sex me. Thank you chinese men who bought game for me!
Posted 21 April, 2023.
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136.2 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
The Campaign is good when it works. So I will recommend it. But be warned:

Infinity Ward cannot program AI or Stealth AI for their life. Try playing this game on Veteran, the enemy AI will somehow see a fully still Ghillie suit hiding in bush and instantly kill you.

The level design is positive for the most part and really innovative and engaging but the AI is horrendous. They rarely think of actually flanking but instead rush in with the armoured variant which are impossible to kill with any gun with less than 40 bullets, of which most guns in the Campaign hold around 30.

Do not play this game on Veteran or Realism with the current state of the broken and stupid AI. Not even your AI teammates will help you. There are missions, based heavily on tactical realism, where the AI squad won't even cover your flank or kill the enemies rushing you - sometimes they won't even shoot.

The places where the Campaign is good (the characters, the mission themes, the environments), IS REALLY GOOD. But you are forced to cheese everything, hiding prone in a corner or mounted miles away from any combat.

I don't mind playing more tactically, in fact, it's really good and was good in MW2019. But Veteran MW2 makes you play like sloth. It isn't challenging like MW2019, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Overpower enemies that can spray full-auto accurately whilst RUNNING DOWN A MOUNTAIN. Yeah, talk about authenticity Infinity Ward.

Play the game on Hardened at most.
Posted 28 October, 2022.
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