Impasta
New Hampshire, United States
Tarkov
Socials:
Twitch: @itsimpastaa
Youtube: @Impasta
Tarkov
Socials:
Twitch: @itsimpastaa
Youtube: @Impasta
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3,216 hrs on record
last played on 28 Jun
199 hrs on record
last played on 25 Jun
2,657 hrs on record
last played on 25 Jun
Joey Girthmuth 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:56pm 
I would do anything to have this guy sit on my face
76561199028395660 30 Mar, 2024 @ 11:40pm 
+rep nice profile😉
𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊♡ 16 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20am 
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✅ Cool guy !!!
via 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:34pm 
Does anyone else bite their Controller?
This is not a $hitpost, I really do this.

I don't like to rage when I'm playing online, so when something really annoying happens and I get p issed, I try not to yell or punch something. Instead, I keep a straight face and I angrily bite into my Controller for a few seconds until my anger is released. The best part of this is that Sony seems to have built the Controller with this in mind, because the plastic material seems completely resistant to my teeth. Legit, there are never teeth marks even mere minutes after the initial chomp.

What I'm wondering is, does anyone else here do the same? Am I the only munching player? I hope I've inspired someone to try the same, it's a super good way to take your anger out without damaging anything or making noise!
Cpt. Norway 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:59pm 
My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING 😱😎

Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪

“IM READY ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”

I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️

She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC 😮
via 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx