we are best friends, but friendship can only go so far with someone that doesnt enjoy a nice salami

I let this guy watch my cat while i went to Cuba for a weekend, when i returned he told me that he made me home made Chinese food, So i showed up to his house with an appetite. After consuming this delicious meal i was ready to head off to my house with my cat... When i asked Whiskers back he told me i just had consumed him... this dude made me eat my cat.... when i asked why he told me I should've took my shoes off in the house... this guys sick.

woah racist @scuba da surfa

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