I don't know what to put here, so I'll just put a random "facts" i know.
I) Babe Ruth died of hotdog poisoning
II) Penguins are, in fact, not cute, they will eat your family when you least expect it.
III) Sloths are slow only because they procrastinate so much
IV) If you want to come out to your parents, do it on opposite day, so if they don't like it, they're gay!
V) If you fear you'll be rejected a furry convention, just f*** a dog! Nobody will argue with a dog f***er, he'll just f*** your dog!
VI) If you want to eat a lollipop, you're basically just flavoring your spit and drinking it
VII) 私はばかです
VIII) The clock is ticking. The future recedes, the past grows. Possibilities dwindling, regrets mounting. Do you understand?
IX) If you wait until the last minute, it only takes a minute!
X) If at first you don't succeed, give up.