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47 of 50 (94%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 12:54pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 1:41pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 11:03am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 9:43am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 6:07am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 6:32am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 11:25am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 11:17am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 8:36am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 10:31am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 12:16pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 7:13am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 5:24am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:19am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 12:34pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 6:59am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:17am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 9:05am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 11:00am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 8:37am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 9:43am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 11:46am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 7:32am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 9:28am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 8:24am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 9:14am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 12:54pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 5:52am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 7:53am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 6:45am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 8:00am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 11:29am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 12:32pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 12:18pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 6:05am



Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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