+rep cool player

What to do in case of an alien attack:

1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
2) Avoid eye contact.
3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.

-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
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What happened last night can happen again.
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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
- David Letterman
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You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
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Stupidity is its own reward.
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You're not an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!
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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus
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+rep Nice Trader but always need to carry :(

+rep Pro player