I was just smoking some weed and gooning to a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a ♥♥♥♥ ton of water and hold it my bladder for more please while I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of ♥♥♥ and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of urine, ♥♥♥, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my addiction before. I hate the jews for doing this to me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, I'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying, too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

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Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on