Hello Nubian goddess, I hope this message finds you well. Would you be interested in having one more special needs person in your life in the form of an autistic boyfriend? If
there are any rituals I could perform that would please you please let me know. Like maybe I could complete some kind of quest for you or sacrifice an animal to you (cook you a succulent meal).

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

After a good Huniepop game, I added him because he seemed like a great guy. We talked for several months and became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great stick rinks and, most importantly, true friendship.
I invited him to my room for a party. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started biting my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. I hit him and then knocked. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust him

Dir ist langweilig ?

Du willst Party?

Schicke eine SMS mit dem Bestellwort
"Feuer" an die 112 und innerhalb
von 5 Minuten stehen 20 Männer mit lustigen
Partyhüten, Sirenen und Partywagen vor
deinem Haus !

Oder schreib eine SMS mit "ARSCHLOCH" an die
110 und der blau-weiße Partybus kommt
persönlich vorbei

-rep We where sat in a VC with 4 other people and I was quieting trying to bush a quick one out and he just wouldn't stop saying my name in his sweet smooth voice and made me bust all over my monitors and too make it even worse I screamed help and my mum walked in...