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toe tickler 12 Nov @ 10:29am 
Lame ass British ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken teeth tea drinking small country weird accent monocle top hat wearer bitchass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with their poor hygiene and dental care and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bitchass old ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ queen that was alive during the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Boston tea party just to say “OH WHAT BLOODY WANKERS” towards the Americans who made the smart ass decision to throw their dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tea into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOSTON HARBOR then say “see you” and get the ♥♥♥♥ out and start a new nation and ♥♥♥♥ cause they couldn’t tolerate people who put the letter “u” into the word color and call cookies ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BISCUTS, the British cant even see straight with their crossed-ass eyes and their messed up teeth and EVERYTIME they take a bite atleast 8 of their teeth on their crooked-ass jaws are shoved into their tongues and the top of their worthless ass bitchass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouths and then, with a mouth full of blood, they’ll say “OH HOW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCRUMPTIOUS”
iAintgotnoiPhone 10 Nov @ 9:45am 
A girl named Sarah was walking when her boyfriend drove by. He told her to get into his car. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important and he drove her out to the lake. “I am breaking up with you”, he said. “I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your life!” And with that, he pushed her into the lake. It was a very cold day and when Sarah climbed out of the lake, she was freezing cold and felt worse than she had ever felt in her entire life. She went straight home, climbed into a hot bath & died in the bathtub. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. Her dad is in prison accused of murder. Later, Sarah’s ex was taking a shower when something rotting and bloody came from the drain. It was Sarah and with a razor in her hand she said “Goodbye Jason.” If you do not repost this, Sarah will come to you from the drain when you are in the shower and kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend.
toe tickler 4 Nov @ 3:38pm 
A girl named Sarah was walking when her boyfriend drove by. He told her to get into his car. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important and he drove her out to the lake. “I am breaking up with you”, he said. “I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your life!” And with that, he pushed her into the lake. It was a very cold day and when Sarah climbed out of the lake, she was freezing cold and felt worse than she had ever felt in her entire life. She went straight home, climbed into a hot bath & died in the bathtub. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. Her dad is in prison accused of murder. Later, Sarah’s ex was taking a shower when something rotting and bloody came from the drain. It was Sarah and with a razor in her hand she said “Goodbye Jason.” If you do not repost this, Sarah will come to you from the drain when you are in the shower and kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend.
himbo 4 Nov @ 3:20pm 
A girl named Sarah was walking when her boyfriend drove by. He told her to get into his car. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important and he drove her out to the lake. “I am breaking up with you”, he said. “I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your life!” And with that, he pushed her into the lake. It was a very cold day and when Sarah climbed out of the lake, she was freezing cold and felt worse than she had ever felt in her entire life. She went straight home, climbed into a hot bath & died in the bathtub. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. Her dad is in prison accused of murder. Later, Sarah’s ex was taking a shower when something rotting and bloody came from the drain. It was Sarah and with a razor in her hand she said “Goodbye Jason.” If you do not repost this, Sarah will come to you from the drain when you are in the shower and kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend.
toe tickler 4 Nov @ 10:08am 
The best thing about them is their pale skin. Dark skin is by far my biggest turnoff. I LOVE pale, soft, white skin. It's so feminine and beautiful. It contrasts so beautifully with my masculine, dark chocolate skin. I love redheads and especially blondes. I LOVE white girls that blush. I love green and blue eyes. Light features are so feminine and beautiful and make me feel so happy 🥰🥰🥰. I love freckles and Caucasoid facial features. Their light features make them look like ANGELS. I love their high, girly voices. I love their petite bodies. I like their boobs (pink nipples>brown), I LOVE their legs and butts. Their legs are so long and shapely. White girls used to have no ass (this was literally the only thing I didn't like about them), but nowadays it seems that they all have great asses that look ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL in yoga pants/leggings/tight dresses. hnng ooga booga. What are they putting in the Starbucks!?
toe tickler 4 Nov @ 10:07am 
I LOVE white girls to the point of ABSOLUTE AND UTTER OBSESSION

It's normal to have a preference for white girls (virtually every straight man I know does). But I don't just "like" white girls, I LOVE white girls. I am ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY OBSESSED with white girls. They are the only women I'm attracted to. It makes me feel really bad. I can't help it! No matter how hard I try, I just can't get turned on by women of any other race (maybe besides a very few East Asian women). At the same time, even just hearing the phrase "white girl" being uttered by someone gives me a raging erection. I can be completely flaccid at one moment, just hear someone utter the phrase "white girls," and get a raging erection a few seconds later. It's that bad. My penis is a WHITE SUPREMACIST.