I sexually Identify as a ＬＡ̕͏͜Ｍ̴̨̀͠Ｂ̨͘͟͝͝Ｏ̴͟͢͠ＲＧＨＩＮＩ. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ＤＲＩＶing ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ. People say to me that a person being a ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ is Impossible and I’m ＭＡＴＥＲＩＡＬＩＳＴＩＣ but I don’t care, I’m this ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧ̡͏͏Ｈ̡͢Ｉ̨͡ＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 ＮＥＷ bookshelves and ２０００ ｎｅｗ ｂｏｏｋｓ on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ” and respect my right to ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ. If you can’t accept me you’re a ＬＡＭＢＯphobe and need to check your ̡ＧＮＡ͏ＷＬ͞Ｉ̛ＤＧＥ. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website.

I sexually Identify as go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ƽaүing so my self 💯 i say so💯💯. People say to me that a person being mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥ is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care. I'm having doctors inject me with (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥, and mMMMMᎷМ💯. From now on I want you guys to call me "👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀" and respect my right to (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), and mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌. If you can't accept me you're a goodshitophobe and need to check your if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 privilege. Thank you for being so understanding👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌.

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I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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