＼＼ ＿
　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　　 <　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
　　/　/
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
`ノ )　　Lﾉ
After I Met:

／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) 　 ）　ヽ
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡)

They tell me she's sprightful, delightful, and sweet;
A pleasure to treasure from fingers to feet -
The fondest and fairest to savor and see;
Divinely and finely refined as can be -

They tell me she's lovely, a lady of lust;
That many a suitor has boomed for her bust -
Bodacious, flirtatious, rapaciously wild;
Exciting, inviting an evening beguiled.

They call her the siren; the ♥♥♥♥-chomping-chick;
The princess of penis; the damsel of ♥♥♥♥;
A fan of the phallus; a ball-hungry-bomb -
They call her seductress... but I call her mom.

hey can you help me with something

Go trade (Steam crads for sawed-off)?

Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations! Just kidding. Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

No, I dont want comcast, xfinity. I'm getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ anough already!