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Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 9:33pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 8:19pm

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 9:48am

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 4:41pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 7:20pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 8:38pm

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 4:17pm

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 7:00pm

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 1:55pm

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03am

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2020 @ 2:24am

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27pm

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2020 @ 8:40pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 9:33pm

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2020 @ 8:09pm

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2019 @ 4:20pm

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2019 @ 8:53pm

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 6:33pm

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2019 @ 4:20pm

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 8:57pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2020 @ 2:24am

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06pm

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01am

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:32am

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 7:29pm

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 8:19pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 4:52pm

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2019 @ 11:47am

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 4:03pm

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15am

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am



Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
15,570 / 20,000

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
74 / 75

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
68 / 100

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
4 / 500

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
0 / 1

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
0 / 1

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
2 / 5

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
0 / 1

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
0 / 1

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
2 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
2 / 3

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
0 / 1

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
1 / 4

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
1 / 2

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
1 / 2

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
0 / 1

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
0 / 1

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
0 / 1

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
0 / 1

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
0 / 4

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
0 / 6

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
0 / 7

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
6 / 50

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
7 / 10

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
0 / 1

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
0 / 2,000,000

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
6 / 10

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1