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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 5:10am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:48am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:51am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:45am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 1:47am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:43am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:55am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 1:22am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:48am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2019 @ 12:38pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 4:49am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 7:27am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 12:48am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 12:50am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 2:40am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 10:57am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 11:24am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2019 @ 5:25am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:41am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 4:50am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:54am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:40am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:23am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?