keeps sending they horses to be made into sashimi

bro got drunk off of sparkling water. Her husband told her it was vodka and she believed it.

won't stop telling me i watch racing??? whats wrong with nascar

this freaking idiot still hasn't realized all the candy they be stealing is sugar free

Help me please god i'm hiding from the government in the dense kenyan bush and a tribe has tied me to a tree. Strange men keep walking by and hitting me in the balls with fern leaves. Please tell the english embassy.

I don't know who you are or how you got this number but I'll let you know I have a particular set of skills when it comes to bullying people who are under 5ft tall.