⣠⢤⣀
   ⢰⠋⠉⠒⢄  ⣠⠤⠔⢒⠎    ⠈⠳⣤⢤⡀
 ⢀⡏      ⠔⠉            ⢄    ⠘⢦⠈⠑⢤⡀  ⢀⣤⣤⡀
 ⢸⢠⢆                    ⠈⡆    ⢈⠆    ⠙⢔⠋⢀⡼⠃
 ⠸⢨⠊                    ⠈⠃              ⠈⢯⠁
 ⡰⠁                                          ⠈⡆
⣰⠁⢀⣀                                          ⣷
⡇⣂⢸⣿⠂⠠⣀⡠  ⢰⣿⣷  ⣀                      ⡏
⢳⡀                ⠉⠁⠐⠄                  ⢀⡜⠁
 ⠙⢤⡀                                  ⣀⡴⠋
     ⠉⠉⠒⠒⠦⠤⠤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠒⠚⠉⠁

nah, I'd win

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK, AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX - YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE THE THREE-WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 AND A 3rd CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I! I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING 'CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOOOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME, AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 AND A THIRD CHANCE, MINUS MY TWENTY FIVE PERCENT CHANCE, AND YOU'VE GOT AN EIGHT AND A THIRD CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75 CHANCE OF WINNING (IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1) AND THEN ADD 66 S PERCENTS - I GOT A 141 AND TWO THIRDS CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE; THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU, AT SACRIFICE!

⠀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣰⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀
⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣻⠞⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀
⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠓⠒⠓⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀
⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀
⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢀⡟⠀
⠀⠘⣇⠀⠘⣿⠋⢹⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢳⠉⠀⣠⡾⠁⠀
⣦⣤⣽⣆⢀⡇⠀⢸⡇⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡷⠀⢸⡇⠐⠛⠛⣿⠀
⠹⣦⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠸⣿⡿⠁⢀⡀⠀⠀⠿⠿⠃⠀⢸⠇⠀⢀⡾⠁⠀
⠀⠈⡿⢠⢶⣡⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣧⠆⠀⢻⡄⠀⠀
⠀⢸⠃⠀⠘⠉⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⡴⠲⠶⠴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠉⡀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠀
⠀⠘⠒⠒⠻⢦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⠞⠛⠒⠛⠋⠁⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣟⠓⠒⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

have you ever read the poetry of the great air bending guru, Laheema?
Guru Laheema lived four thousand years ago in the northern air temple.
It is said that he unlocked the secret of weightlessness and became untethered from the earth, living his final 40 years without ever touching the ground.
Laheema once wrote: instinct is a lie, told by a fearful body, hoping to be wrong.
It means that when you base your expectations only on what you see... You blind yourself to the possibilities of a new reality.

have you ever read the poetry of the great air bending guru, Laheema?
Guru Laheema lived four thousand years ago in the northern air temple.
It is said that he unlocked the secret of weightlessness and became untethered from the earth, living his final 40 years without ever touching the ground.
Laheema once wrote: instinct is a lie, told by a fearful body, hoping to be wrong.
It means that when you base your expectations only on what you see... You blind yourself to the possibilities of a new reality.