I sexually Identify as a Panzerkampfwagen IV Ausf. H. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of rolling over the fields of Europe shooting 75mm APCR rounds at filthy Untermensch. People say to me that a person being a tank is Impossible and I’m retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a 7.5 cm KwK 40 gun, Schürzen skirting and a 12-cylinder Maybach HL 120 TRM V12 on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Panzer IV H” and respect my right to kill on the eastern and western fronts and kill in north Africa. If you can’t accept me you’re a tankaphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.