"My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up."


"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
~Steve Martin

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You hear the footsteps,
the gentle patter.
You hear the gunshot,
your eardrums shatter.
Your heart and mind,
it fills with dread.
The screen goes black,
"You are dead"
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Holding down shift as life drains away,
got to move swift! My screens turning grey!
Can't flee from this mess with low FPS,
It's been 2 years without no address.

Running away and under duress,
I just want to feel sweet bandage caress.
Zombies shriek as pain levels peak,
Can't run uphill coz my limbs have gone weak.

Thump, thud, smash! losing blood,
Why can't this game work like it should!?
Equips a hammer and swings in meleee
Framerate has dropped to about twenty three ¬_¬

I start to beg as I've broken my leg,
Crawls to Stary to look for O-Neg
Players are dyin', in side chat they're cryin'
if you have morphine then please start applyin'.

Respawn on the coast
Which way is which?
Oh look a Castle!
Dies in a glitch

Sick of this game
after 8 or more hours,
DEAN HALL WHERE ARE YOU!?
USE YOUR DEVELOPMENT POWERS!

Broken and lame
You should feel the shame
Loads Arma 2
Now THIS is a game!