Buddy uses food stamps and at least my tax $ can buy him some real gear

I am a terrorist with a simple lifelong dream

To plant a C4 bomb with my 5-strong team

So I got in a queue and waited my turn

Till it was time for my match to confirm

So as the game loaded in I shook with anticipation

Until shrieks of 'cyka' destroyed my feeling of elation

For to my dismay I'd been matched with a clan

Of russian patriots who were stalin's biggest fan. -rep

+rep gave me the woo tang yang deagle

turkish quandale dingle

-rep doesn't know how to throw molotov

+rep certified golf w ur friends trader