I've conquered all the chippys
I'm never gonna stop
Chips and peas and gravy
I've ate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lot

Pepperoni pizza
And chicken vindaloo
I'm a big fat bastard
'Cause i love my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ food

Peak drunkard

You are bloody muppet, you nobhead!

Are you fokin kiddin me mate? It is summer, why are you wishing him merry christmas now?! You fokin high or something mate?

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Listen liberal! My wife left me.