Do crabs think fish are flying?
Is sand called "sand" because it's in between the sea and land?

I know it's mental innit.

proper bonkers and that like.
Like i was thinking to myself is there such thing as a American football hooligan?

Because you've got your footy hooligans who are proper green street and all that, but i've never seen an American with his face painted smashing up some French Cafe.
I often feel sorry for snails who get eaten by people like that so they're probably wishing for it.

I've heared that Superhot is an alright game.
I get annoyed by it tho because if he just stands there and time stops what would happen if he was peeing? Like would time continue? or would all time and that scatter around for a bit??
So Pat from Asda would just be jittering around the street for a bit in the rain.
Poor pat.

I don't know stuff like that hurts my brain like. Way to technical for my liking.
Did i just spell liking right or is there an E in it like "Likeing" that doesn't seem right however?

Who do you think invented the dictionary?
He must be really clever to write all that like. Imagine having a conversation with him? he'd be saying stuff you haven't even heard of and you'd just be nodding your head slowly trying to get a grip of it all

I think i'd get bored of talking to him after a while tho because his sentances must last bloody years.
Who invented Letters and do you think they're vegertarian?
Does not eating meat make you smater? I'd stay me if that was the case. Can't stand Lasagne with no mince on.

If spiders were a bit more intellegent, Would they be nicer?



Just checked out Green Street Hooligans on Google after, Turns out Frodo from the Lord Of The Rings is on it. Weird tho he must have had to grow a few feet because in Lord of the Rings he was like 3 ft 7.

Do you think Hobbits would make good Boxers?