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Ah, yes, Tayman Jakeqius, how delightful it is that you have graciously chosen to join in a most whimsical and charming tea gathering, one which, I must admit, will be hosted alongside my ever-growing collection of stuffed animals, each with its own storied history, and perhaps a tea-related anecdote or two to share. I do believe it will be quite the affair, as we embark on this delightful occasion, sipping tea in the company of these soft, plush companions, who, in their own right, surely have a flair for fine tea etiquette. And, of course, it is with great honor and a touch of amusement that I must mention, dear Tayman, that you have requested the entire event to be filmed, ensuring that the whimsical nature of this gathering will be preserved for posterity, so that all may witness the joy of tea, plush animals, and your wonderful self in action, should anyone be so inclined to relive this fantastical moment.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

Please stop sending pictures of my family members naked. I really don't appreciate it. Also please can you stop sending me sexy Mustang and Porshe pictures. I get it.. They are really hot but just not in my dm's.. Thank you!

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

-rep Child Redditor