Recent reviews by The Kid With Parkinson's

Beautiful game. Just wish it was playable.

Forget all the crashes, stuttering and low frames. Why does EA feel the need to have yet ANOTHER launcher that doesn't work for their games???? So tired of EA sticking their huge fat nose into everything to put ♥♥♥♥ out for a profit.

Here is my full experience with jedi survivor:

beginning of the game was a amazing recap of the first game. Got goosebumps seeing it as i got hyped to actually play the game. Played for almost an hour before I had to go do something, came back and had to log into the EA account to play? OK ok ok ok fine. Logged in after setting up an account that i already had with origin that's fine whatever sure. So tell me why the new LAUNCHER is having this brand new issue where I just can't play. Not my PC's fault cause they told me straight up. THERE IS A PROBLEM ON OUR END. Tried fixing it for an hour or so before i gave up.

TLDR respawn did a great job with their game, but EA sucks major balls. Going to try and purchase at a later date when things are resolved.

The story to this game is so beautifully shown and says more than half the other games I play without saying a single line of dialogue. The game was amazing, yet disturbing and had an excellent sense of fear and curiosity.

10/10 would totally rip another worm out of a pigs anus again.

Imma say this to save you the trouble of looking though all these long ass comments. This game is short, well thought out with awesome voice acting and had a good story.
The thing that makes this game so dissapointing is that there was no excitement what-so-ever. I promise you if you buy this game you will be expecting a jump scare throughout the entire thing. Yea it was creepy at points, but nothing ever happened. Hell you dont even see anyones faces at all. They made sure everyone was slender mans very boring cousin.
So, if you are planning on buying this game I would reccomend it to people who still wet the bed, but also has the vocabulary of a 23 year old.

I bought this game today thinking that I'd play for a little bit then hit the hay. Welp here I am 9 hours later at 5 in the morning with the story beaten. To sum up my experience I've made a pro and con chart to help you understand if you should buy this game.

Pros:
-The sound track was amazing. It changed everywhere you went and flowed with everything you did.
-The art was astonishing to say the least. From mushrooms to rams, all of it was detailed perfectly. Every new part of land you encountered changed colors vibrantly. All the things that you see in the game can, and will move in some way. Your actions, the AI actions and many objects all interact with the environment.
-The game play was very smooth and very manageable. There were only a few times where I actually had to practice a new move they give to you. The controls were simple enough that my 5 year old sister could master them.
-The map that they throw you into is giant. If i could compare this map to something I'd compare it to darksouls. Everyother path has a shortcut or a secret and the only way to get around is to walk there yourself.
-The story was touching. I'm not going to give anything away, but i did shed a few tears here and there. Punched a shark after this game's credits to regan my manliness.
-The fact that everything was so well done and everything had an animation got me thinking, "uh oh, this is gonna lag so hard the whole game," but on the contrary, everything ran so well my frames didnt drop below 50 the entire time. My Laptop is not one to brag about and my graphics card can just about handle the medium settings on 8-bit games.
- And finally, the amount of stuff you can do afterwards. I havn't done much yet because I was so preoccupied with the story, but I know for a fact I still have to max out my skill tree and get the rest of the power-ups.

now for the cons:











...I think I've made my point.
This game is a must have for anyone any age, any size, any gender and I give it a straight up 10/10.