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- Voltaire
🤥
Bender: I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough
to get away with it.
😭
No yak too dirty; no dumpster too hollow.
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Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the
most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of
Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which
reads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the expression
nuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts, as would
but for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground) (other than ground
nuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)."
-- Guiness Book of World Records, 1973
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Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.
Homer: Not as low as my low, low prices!
Mr. Plow
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