Bjoern Toby Wilde
Murwillumbah, New South Wales, Australia
 
 
The Great Leader, His Dudeliness, El Supremo Dictador Perpetuo, Most high, most potent and most excellent, The Right Honourable товарищ Grand Marshal El Chatzi Doctor Bjoern Toby Wilde, M.D., PhD., B.B.C., A.M., F.M., By the Grace of God and by the constitutional law of the State, and the Constitutions of the Republic, of the United Kingdom of Yugoslavia and Sjaeland and of the Chi-com Dominions beyond the Seas King, Defender of the Faith and of the Church of Lesotho and of Paraguay in Earth Supreme Head, Emperor of Hindustan, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the El Salvadorian Empire in Africa in General and Abyssinia in Particular, Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Sixteeth of December Great Revolution of the Distributivist People's Bophuthatswanian Cherokee Jamahiriya, Head of All The Swazis, King of England, Spain, Jerusalem, both the Sicilies and Ireland, Emperor of the French, Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Milan and Brabant, Count of Habsburg, Flanders and Tyrol, Duke of Normandy and of Aquitaine and Count of Anjou, Prince of Chester, Captain-General and Commander-in-Chief of all the armies and forces raised and to be raised within the Commonwealth of England, By the Grace of God and of the Republic, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland, et cetera, and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Stadholther of the Republic of the Seven United Netherlands, Prince of Orange, Count of Nassau, Archtreasurer and Prince-Elector of the Holy Roman Empire, Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg, King of Hanover, Head of the Commonwealth, President and Owner of The Fjord Motor Company, Professional Kebab Removal Consultant, Upper Voltese Heavyweight Boxing Champion, Six Times Running, Time Magazine's Man of The Year 2006, The Warrior of The Wasteland, Earl of Funk, Duke of Cool, and Ayatollah of a-rock-and-a-roll-a Extraordinaire, Et Cetera, Hey Man