In the heart of the uncharted Rainshade Jungle, there existed a peculiar explorer named Badminton Aldous. Despite his uncanny ability to navigate the dense foliage and treacherous terrains, Badminton had an unmistakable characteristic that made him stand out—or rather, smell out. His unique odor, a pungent blend of adventure and eccentricity, earned him both admiration and avoidance from fellow explorers.

One fateful day, Badminton received wind of a legendary artifact, the Lost Gray Stained Jumper. Legends spoke of its mysterious powers and the great fortune it bestowed upon its possessor. The jumper was said to be woven from the fibers of elusive silver vines that could only be found deep within the heart of the Rainshade Jungle.

As the war reached its climax, the Allied generals knew they needed a bold and unexpected approach to penetrate Berlin's defenses. They decided to utilize caravans, sturdy mobile homes commonly used for travel, to challenge the formidable German positions.

The city's streets were transformed into a chaotic battlefield with caravans of all shapes and sizes rolling in, equipped with makeshift weaponry. Some caravans were modified to serve as mobile command centers, while others were loaded with supplies and medical facilities.

Leading the caravan charge was General Ethan Wheeler, an innovative strategist with a penchant for thinking outside the box. He commanded his brigade from the most imposing caravan, the "Iron Behemoth," which was reinforced with metal plating, boasting an array of mounted weapons and providing refuge to the wounded.

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THE DEFINITIVE RANKING OF “HARRY POTTER” CHARACTERS BY PENIS SIZE
Not everyone can boast 9 and 3/4.


DOBBY — 1.3 INCHES
Dobby -- 1.3 inches

Absolutely tiny little thing, like a raisin. From some distances, barely even visible.

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VOLDEMORT — 2.2 INCHES
Voldemort -- 2.2 inches

Some attribute Lord Voldemort's capacity for profound evil to his never having known a mother's love. The majority attribute it to his dinky dong.

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HARRY POTTER — 2.2 INCHES
Harry Potter -- 2.2 inches

Harry has a penis precisely the same size as Lord Voldemort's, and, of course, part of Harry's soul lay within Voldemort's penis, and vice versa. Neither could reproduce while the other penis was alive.

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