God is good all the time, I am God. I am not omnipresen. I reside in a single location that changes every second. When I spawn near a human I stop time, prop up their arms and high five them. The event results in the human speaking Chinese backwards and in Spanish, at a speed increasing so fast that the atoms of the mouth collide causing the human to self-destruct and fling him or her back in time to before I blessed their hand. This is why, how and when people die. Witnesses go blind.