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PlayerEleven

I conquer virtual worlds and create havoc wherever I go - including (but not limited to) your sister's bedroom.

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I conquer virtual worlds and create havoc wherever I go - including (but not limited to) your sister's bedroom.

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Formally known as 'Belvos'.

About Me :
I will procreate with your mother under candle light.

I allocated my skill tree points as followed :
-Professional Procrastinator
-Snack Connoisseur
-Sleepyhead Extraordinaire
-An Exceptionally Silly Man

Gaming Style :
I don't just play games; I jerk off to them as well aim to collect all of the loot and brag about it during intimacy with your sister.

Favorite Games This Year :

Bramble: The Mountain King : The best story-driven indie game you'll ever play. You could easily beat the game in one sitting.

Baldur's Gate 3 : NOT because of the bear sex.

Leisure Suit Larry : Okay? Why are you looking at me like that?

Favorite Quote :
"Go %^&# yourself, San Diego!" - Ron Burgundy

Disclaimer:
Playing games with PlayerEleven may result in having irrefutable evidence that the Illuminati uses life-insurance fraud to fund their benevolent working. Side effects of playing with PlayerEleven include (but are not limited to): death, liver damage, impaired kidney function, obesity, type 2 diabetes, tooth decay, lung cancer, heart disease, respiratory problems, asthma, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), liver cirrhosis, addiction, an increased risk of accidents and injuries, weight gain, muscle atrophy, an increased risk of cardiovascular disease, eye strain, disrupted sleep patterns, a decrease in physical activity levels, skin damage, premature aging, an increased risk of skin cancer, nutrient deficiencies, chronic health conditions, anxiety disorders, depression, and an increased vulnerability to other illnesses. Results may vary.