Back in the day I use hump my pillow as I imagine it was SpongeBob. God the thought of the SpongeBob got me so hard that I had to tame my sexual desires. One day I decided to get a SpongeBob pillow casing and it got me thinking. I cut a small hole on the bottom end and went to TOWN on it. Spoosh as I turn the yellow casing white with my nut. I did at least 3 times a day. The SpongeBob pillow casing became very crusty with my ♥♥♥ as it harden. My parents eventually found out what I was doing and took it away. Curse them and their ways, from that point on I always hated them for that. But now that I’m living on my own I been able to buy it again. Oh SpongeBob my beloved sweet child, for you to come back to me was a gift from god. Now I shall make love with you again.

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