10/10 this dude is pretty rad

Does he think it's funny while he does it? Surely not, as what we see here is a man as a beast, frustrated suddenly by human civilization and the constructs of shame. But there is no shame as he lets that log roll from his slacks with the slightest of shakes to introduce it to the world. He makes his escape knowing full well that someone is going to pick up his poop and throw it away. He hopes they'll be kind. He hopes they'll understand. What he never considered were the security cameras that are pointed literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere in the store, meant to catch shoplifters but now co-opted to bear witness to his mini mart poop crime, and that what he just shook out of his pants was the funniest story the store employees have had fall in their laps for years, thus the compulsion to put livelihoods at risk in order to make a vertical cell phone video of the culprit.

Hey how are you

What's up, dude?