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You're just a tiny, insignificant little speck and the only ones that would even slightly care about you are other, equally tiny and insignificant little specks on a slightly larger, but still insignificant speck on a playing field so large no speck mind could ever imagine comprehending it, and nothing any of us specks say or do will ever create any kind of microscopic ripple that goes anywhere beyond our zone of speckiness, your life is useless, kiddo, and nothing anyone ever does will amount to anything in the universe, we could all die at this very second and the universe would still go on, nothing matters, the human race should just commit mass suicide to at the very least save mother nature on the earth we are an infectious disease upon. The world will end someday, and the universe will go on without us, never even stopping to even think about any small achievement that any human ever made. You will never see other planets, you're stuck on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we call earth.

In Beauty and the Beast, Gaston ate four dozen eggs daily when he was a child. That’s fourty-eight eggs a day. As an adult he adds another dozen, tallying up to sixty eggs a day. This is nothing short of genocide.

My theory for why Gaston is beloved by the townsfolk is that some time prior to the start of the movie, France was overrun with poultry. Helpless at the claws of the chickens, the people of France were preparing to abandon their country, when a lone child stepped forward. “I’ll eat the eggs”, a young Gaston bellowed, “And I will save our homeland”. And so it was, Gaston ate and ate until he was roughly the size of a barge. How the cholesterol didn’t kill him can only be attributed to his inhuman fortitude. This is where the story turns tragic.