🧠 Name: Chad Thunderbrain
📍 Location: Somewhere between Earth and a vending machine
📅 Age: Mentally 12, Physically 29
💼 Occupation: Part-time napper, full-time legend (in my head)
🎓 Education: Graduated top of my class at YouTube University
📖 Skills:
• Microwave expert
• Once beat Siri in an argument
• Can spell “cat” with only two tries
• Expert in turning pizza into a personality