What’s good 😜 u candy cane curn guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint bussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BlTCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin diccked down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕5

those 👉
stripped 😳
of the grace 🙏
of gold 🏅
shall all meet death 💀
in the embrace 🤗
of messmer’s flame 🔥

Hello there you handsome devil and/or pretty lady. You're looking good.

My name's Arin, I make cartoons on a youtube channel called Egoraptor. I've done industry animation but I prefer working solo. I also run a show called Game Grumps that I host with many other talented people. I talk as I play video games on that show. Breaking new ground.

The main reason I'm here is because I won a dance competition called Dance Showdown recently, and they asked me to come on here and make an idiot out of myself. Of course, I obliged. Making an idiot out of myself is my job. And business is booming. Here's a video of me being a doofus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w-XDa1iE4

Here's some proof. https://twitter.com/egoraptor/status/428585105947254785 I'd post a picture but I woke up and havent showered and am in my underwear and still have a breathe-rite TM strip on my face because I snore.

Anyway let's do this.

UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-♥♥♥♥🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-♥♥♥♥♥-Y LOSS🤔❓♥♥♥-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE ♥♥♥♥♥ IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏♥♥♥♥-MALA ♥♥♥♥-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has <UM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLVTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t matter if you’re a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PVSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DlCKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we’re gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate SIuts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you’re a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a glaDlCKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟

What’s good 😜 u candy cane curn guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint bussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BlTCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin diccked down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕4