Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-♥♥♥♥♥♥ me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, resolutely ♥♥♥♥, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, recidivistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.

You also have the scent of an underground sewage pipe where skunks live, eat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of rotten eggs, spray each other, die, and slowly decompose. You give me the same pain as I would get whilst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with indigestion, ulcerative colitis, chronic pancreatitis, and cystic fibrosis all at the same time. Congratulations. You’ve reached a level of pure human ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unachieved by any other human. In conclusion- you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥

You’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥. And when I say you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥, I’m not talking about your run-of-the-mill weak ass cat ♥♥♥♥ or something mild like that. No. I’m talking about a specific type of ♥♥♥♥. You know how in Jurassic Park when that blonde lady goes elbows-deep into a pile of triceratops manure? That’s you. You are a steaming pile of fresh, pungent, mushy triceratops dung. You have the consistency of the bottom of a lake. And this particular lake was used as a dump site for radioactive waste.

this guy is a DARK souls player

this dude is actually black

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.