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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
948.2 hrs on record (709.3 hrs at review time)
- Someone wearing a hoodie can take an entire extended assault rifle magazine.
- No destructible environment. Go throw a grenade at a wall and watch what happens. Exactly. Nothing.
- You can't drive any vehicle. No tanks. No jets. No choppers. No jeeps. WTF!
- No 64 player PvP.
- No real gun sounds. All the guns sound like CoD guns.

Anyone who spends a bunch of hours on this worthless game is a sore loser who's got nothing better to do with their spare time. This game is incredibly unrealistic and I would NEVER recommend this game to anyone. I'm not going to waste my mom's money on the sequel.

You want a REAL combat simulator?
You want a REAL shooter game?
You want a REAL man's video game?

Get Battlefield 5.
Posted 20 February, 2019. Last edited 20 February, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.0 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
This game gives you very little ammo and medkit. You have to make them yourself. Wtf? Instead of giving you ammo and medkit, the game just gives you components to make ammo and medkit by using a fabricator, and it's not like fabricators are everywhere in this game. I had to use a wrench most of the time.

Also, the mission where you have to scan 2 Corals is f*cking stupid. The station is huge and there are so many openings but the game expects you to find the Corals while having a bunch of aliens attacking you. The zero gravity is really annoying.

Don't know what people see in this game.
Posted 28 July, 2018. Last edited 28 July, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
13.3 hrs on record
Welcome to a game where you would lose half of your health by falling down 15 ft.

Everytime enemies find and search for you, you have to wait for like a minute and a half for the enemies to stop searching for you. Not a good game for those who want to be stealthy.

This game hardly gives you any ammo. When you do pick up ammo from dead enemies, the game only gives a few rounds. Is this supposed to be a joke? Half of the time, the markets in this game don't carry the ammo for the guns I have. I had to take down enemies by melee most of the time just to save my ammo. Yeah, some "shooter" game this is, right?

You start off with really low health. How is this fair? I even upgraded my damage resistance and I was still losing so much health just by getting shot a couple of times.

There's too much dialogue when interacting with other characters, even when you're trying to buy something at a market. This game just cannot get any more annoying.

The final boss fight is stupid too. The final boss has a bunch of drones, two turrets, and some walking robot thing to back him up. The area is full of traps and mines. The final boss also has some armour that keeps regerenating. I'm not even going to ask how this is supposed to be fair considering the fact that this game hardly gives you ammo.

Not to mention, you can't even skip the end credits. Like wtf??? No one wants to watch that nor does anyone care.

Oh and you got to love the microtransactions in this game. Apparently, the people who made this game want you to buy praxis pack so you can upgrade Adam.

Jesus this game is stupid af.
Posted 11 December, 2017. Last edited 11 December, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record
Jump scares
Jump scares
More jump scares

This game is really stupid. There have been many times when enemies would show up, start chasing you, and you have to find the way out quickly while having no weapons. Your endurance is so limited. When enemies chase you, you would slow down after 6 seconds of sprinting and the enemies are still running at their full speed. How is this fair? The enemies would find you even if you're hiding. I hid in empty barrels and enemies still looked inside and found me in the barrel. Like wtf? There's no point in hiding because enemies would look everywhere and they always know which direction you're at, even if they didn't see you. Your jumps are so limited. You can't even jump over chairs or small tables.

And the story is dumb too. The plot is basically a ripoff of the movie Rosemary's Baby. The story doesn't explain why the heretics want an antichrist to be born, and the game starts off with an extremely generic plot like the helicopter crashes for like no reason. So Lynn gets pregnant right after the chopper crash when no one planted their seed in her??? And did that Jessica girl hang herself all because she got beat by a priest?

This game is so rtarded. Oh, did I already mention this game is full of jump scares?
Posted 7 December, 2017. Last edited 8 December, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,445.9 hrs on record (42.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This is by far one of the most OVERRATED and STUPID games ever for so many reasons:

-No destructible environment (you can't tear down walls by shooting it, WTF!)
-No falling skyscrapers
-No jets, jeeps, or tanks
-No Commander Mode
-No defibrillator
-No realistic gun sounds (the gun sounds are so FAKE!)
-Tiny maps (Why aren't the maps big like Battlefield maps? Jesus this game blows!)

You call this a "tactical shooter" game? LOOOOOOL! Please. This game's for kids and casuals. I bet the people who like this game are the same people who think CoD 4, L4D2, and DOOM for good games too. What a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You guys want a HARDCORE game?
You guys want a COMPETITIVE game?
You guys want a REALISTIC game?
You guys want a MAN'S game?
Play Battlefield.

You ain't no real soldier until you play Battlefield. That is what real combat is like.
Posted 18 February, 2017. Last edited 18 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
15.5 hrs on record
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Posted 13 February, 2017. Last edited 13 February, 2017.
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7 people found this review funny
18.9 hrs on record
This is one of worst games ever. You can't fly jets or helicopters, and you can't drive tanks or jeeps. WTF! This game is soooo boring, all you do are climb on buildings, bunny-hop rooftop to rooftop, and stab people. WOOOOW! That tooootally does NOT get repetitive and boring at all! I thought this was going to be a shooter game. So disappointed.

This game does not even have destructible environment or 64 player per server.

Forget this stupid game. I'm going to go back playing Battlefield.

At least DICE knows how to make innovative games. Ubisoft releases the same game every year and idiots keep on buying it LOL.
Posted 20 January, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
13.7 hrs on record
No guns and no multiplayer. Bad game.

0/10
Posted 24 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
9.0 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Seriously, what's the point in using a silencer on your weapon when other people can easily detect it? And you just gotta love how guards attack you when you LITERALLY did not do anything. Yea, great game, right? Except it's not.
Posted 18 March, 2016.
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2 people found this review funny
14.5 hrs on record
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Posted 18 March, 2016. Last edited 18 March, 2016.
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