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my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is monotoned, girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am
I love farts, people farts dog farts farm animal farts, I love them all. Farts get me off in a deep earthy primal sexual way like nothing else can. It trips my trigger. I get super wet when I can smell someone's farts in a public place. I even switch up my dog's diet a lot so he'll fart and I just lay on the floor when he does, with my face next to his butt, waiting for the next hot moist blast of fart air to wash over me.