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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Instead of giving pain killers at the local vasectomy house - they play this song instead.
It's truly mind altering and makes you forget everything happening to you and when it stops - you don't feel any side effects, like you do with morphine and other pain killing pharmacy medication.

Hey guys! Did you know that Link from Legend of Zelda is perfect for breeding? He has walked and run many times throughout his journey, meaning that his legs are thick and muscular enough to handle the painful cramps of childbirth! He is around 5'7" and roughly 8 apples heavy, making him capable of handling ♥♥♥♥♥ inside him. Link also has a somewhat tiny body, making it easier for your ♥♥♥♥ to go all the way inside and spray your korok seeds into his hole of z! Once Link gives birth, his childlike demeanor will allow him to be very likable to his offspring!

I bet you're wondering what new genius invention I, the Evil Sex Genius, have in store for you guys. It's simple. I present this: THE ♥♥♥♥-SHRINKERINATOR! My brother Rodger has always been bragging that he has a bigger ♥♥♥♥ than me ever since we were kids. I got sick and tired of his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I decided this needs to come to an end! I then discovered that he will come out and make some type of stupid announcement nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥ about. While he's talking, I will blast him with the inator, shrinking his ♥♥♥♥ to the size of a grain of rice! Soon, people will begin to notice how small his ♥♥♥♥ is, because of this people will no longer want him as mayor. When I show that my ♥♥♥♥ is A LOT bigger than his, I will take Roger's place and rule the Tri-State area! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CAN'T BE STOPPED THIS TIME!!

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