Recent reviews by Humidity Beckons

I've never screamed and laughed so much before, oh my goodness gracious this is a fantastic game

Every female character has their toes exposed

This is like, the most mid game I've ever played. Not good, but not horrible. Out of all the games I've played in my whole life, I'd put this game right in the middle. I've never seen such an absolutely average game before. A game that you can truly say, "well, it is a game. It is one of the games of all time." If there was a middle thumb option, I'd choose that one, but for now I'd have to put not recommended.

In my opinion, this game is a big upgrade from payday 2. In almost every way, it is better. Combat is better. Stealth is better. However, payday 2 has one thing about it that makes it better then payday 3. That thing? Being able to play whenever I want to. This review will stay negative until an offline mode is added or until the servers can reliably work for 1 whole day.

naked oily dragon men

Every mission begins with John Swat ensuring his squad with his absolutely hilarious and inspiring quote, "We are gonna blast this joint, whether you are Ready or Not."

In other words, funny swat men save the day and leave no witnesses.

I'm like the black ops 3 guy

Being able to level up and get gold during private matches with friends is enough to warrant a thumbs up for this game

Also all the furry characters lol

They took out the 10v10 playlist

Amazing game, horrible company. You should not have to be online and logged into their dumb service to play a SINGLEPLAYER GAME. I will not recommend this game until they let you play without their stupid online service.