When I ripped {rip} my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it
All sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I {rip} ripped my pants.
(Whole band singing)
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and {rip} ripped his pants
(Spongebob singing)
I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Then a burn from the sun
Or sand in your buns

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself
Don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like this