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3 people found this review helpful
198.1 hrs on record (26.6 hrs at review time)
This was the first game that I bought for VR, and it is by far my favorite. It appeals to casual gamers, due to its simple playstyle but can also appeal to competative gamers like me, due to the leaderboard aspect and the difficulty variations. Would highly recommend you pick up this game if you have a VR headsethttps://store.steampowered.com/app/620980/Beat_Saber/#
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Before It came into my life, I was in my darkest, most hopeless moments. "Am I worthless?" I asked myself, although the answer was already solidified within my mind. My poisoned mind, that at the time still had not been exposed to It. My salvation. Then, as if fated by the very stars above and every known deity in human history, I happened upon It. The ultimate cure to my sadness. This. This is It.

It filled my life with such light and joy. I'm so happy now. I'm so happy.

Open your soul, and allow the light of this game to flow into you. Then, and only then, will you be truly happy as well.
Posted 2 March, 2019.
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9 people found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
This game is extremely fun and I highly recommend you get it. The game is unique and brings a brand new experience to any audience. I give this game a 8.5/10 due to not being able to play it singleplayer.
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
51.7 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Cheeky Chooks is a masterpeice. From its over the top physics to how emotionally and physically challenging it is, I can happily call Cheeky Chooks my favorite game of all time. First, let me get started on the chickens themself. They all have unique names (except for a few repeats) that makes it feel like im really connected to the chickens in a spiritual way. The chickens emotionally support me when im good through a hard time and I can't thank the game developers (Trilum Studios) enough for this work of at. The second point I have is how realistic this game really is. When I was a young lad I was a chicken in a farm aswell, and this game makes me feel like im not alone. This chickens survive through the hardest conditions, such as when it rains or when they are out of food. Although, the chickens may not like being unhappy and leave, this is understandable, given that the chickens provide for my basic needs such as food, water and shelter. Also, the chickens pay for all of their resources by themselves and leave extra money for me, which is a win win sitiutation in my opinion. As a gamer I can offically rate this game a 9.7/10. The only reason its not a 10/10 is becasue the game is too short.
Posted 6 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
146.4 hrs on record (39.4 hrs at review time)
I Thik this game is good but he should add more detail
Posted 25 June, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
92.9 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
best game evar baaahhhh
Posted 20 June, 2014.
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