Hi, you can call me Jonathan.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

My Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY