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I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
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Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
And if I fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord that I won't flunk.
But if I do, don't pity me at all,
Just lay my bones in the study hall.
Tell my teacher I've done my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's
character, give him power.
-- Abraham Lincoln
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Boy! Eucalyptus!
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It's a funny thing that when a woman hasn't got anything
on earth to worry about, she goes off and gets married.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than
we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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