the dark souls of chester

heey, can u accept pls?

Hi, I comment

added to negociate

nyan?

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https://www.facebook.com/groups/305397287371413/permalink/449155856328888/

Sorry for Facebook and Instagram memes but that’s just how basic I am

https://fb.watch/3whr5VrJ_1/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ7cNTopPdy/?igshid=19tfx0xp789e2

emergency onahole

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/623519667842973717/754889006377992332/holy_mad.mp4

Hey brilliant - are you too dumb to know there are 4 different simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth? Greenwich 1 day is a lie. 4 quadrants = 4 corners, and 4 different directions. Each Earth corner rotates own separate 24 hour day. Infinite days is brilliantity.

king

amazing chest ahead

i heard a rumor that you are poop

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For our East Coast residents, the- we also have a plan for the East Coast. We have a East Coast, Singapore, we have a together, an East Coast plan. We Care, at East Coast. So we look forward to working closely together with our residents to enable the East Coast, and the whole of Singapore, to emerge from this stronger. So, we humbly ask for your support, your strong endorsement, so that the team can continue to serve you and serve fellow Singaporeans in the coming years.

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high speed tofu:
no
i just like being naked

I literally don't have ♥♥♥♥ to worry about anymore. I can go out and do whatever the ♥♥♥♥ I want to every day now. I have practically no stress, depression, anxiety, anything anymore. Im in the best shape ive ever been in, both mentally and physically. I ride my bike all over the city all day, got insane ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stamina now. I got shorties down to let me nut inside them now. I shoot meth all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time and do whatever the ♥♥♥♥ it is I have the urge to do, last night I masterbated in a tool shed then climbed a 40' tree and hung out at the top of it just watching nothing for hours.
Life is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing and I truly mean it.

your dp is so ugly ...

Oh god that's a lot of kills on your strange normal stickybomb launcher ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) , it would be a shame if someone were to buy it for an actually decent price.

Up to you tho... unless? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Every slightly attractive woman should be legally obliged to post nude or semi-nude photographs of themselves online, or there should be some government database that all men can access where the photos are stored. I feel very strongly about this.

"You - I burped - like anime?" I asked her, my hands quaking with excitement.

It took her a second before responding.

"Yes." She said.

MOUTH DROPS "AWOOGA!" SEISURE OVERWHELMS MY WHOLE BODY VOMITS ALL OVER MYSELF *BREAKDANCES ON THE TABLE, GETTING LIQUIDS EVERWHERE."

I went deaf 4 years ago, never thought I could actually hear you again...I just had my cochlear implants activated 4 days ago, and you talked to me...Thank you for this.

You are obviously unaware of the laws surrounding cyberbullying. I strongly suggest you stop and think very carefully before you attack a child online. Clearly you do this to make yourself feel better about yourself, but unfortunately you will always be a sad and lonely human being

life is like a csgo B rush
everyone says it's a great idea
nobody knows what they're doing
everyone gets in front of and blocks everyone
and we all die in the end.

Play Dark soul cos you have one

𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 🤔𝓽𝓱𝓮 ✨𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼⌛️𝔀𝓮🤞🏾𝓱𝓪𝓭😪𝓽𝓱𝓮 😭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 ⏰ 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽🤥𝔂𝓸𝓾 👧 𝓪𝓷𝓭😴𝓶𝓮👦 𝓱𝓪𝓭😰

Some people add me because they think I'm a girl since my avatar is an anime girl, then when I tell them I'm a guy they usually ask me if I'm gay. Well listen here, using a female anime pic not only shows your appreciation of the opposite gender, but also to all of the 2D girls out there that desperately need a 3D boyfriend. We must unite as one, fellow guys who have anime girls as their avatars, and show these fools that we are proud to show off our favorite anime girls in our profile pictures.

find the gay person:

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can’t find them?

that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell

May the pilot be with you

1:30 into the vid and I already came. Am I really worthy of sex someday? I don’t want to be horny anymore, I want to be happy.

I don’t wanna ♥♥♥♥. I want to love.

Let me tell you about this AMAAAZING opportunity 💁‍💋👠 shinka Wanna join my amazing team of furries and change the world?? 🌍👯‍

Three years of griefing and I remain unpunished. Reporting does nothing.
Your empty threats make me hard. Each tear is a trophy for me to take.
I know I got under your skin. It's ok, you dont have to hide it.
If you have continued to read this far, I have won.
Remember that prime matchmaking is only a phone number.

You are an ant to me. The mosquito slapped on my thigh. I see right through your charade and what I see is utterly pathetic. The new rep system has placed you so low, you match the same rep as people who have griefed every day for 3 YEARS. From the very start I have been one step ahead of you in thought and physical reflexes. I am your superior.

Infinite pee. You sit on the toilet to pee, but the pee never stops coming out of your urethra. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your urethra closed but that makes your insides hurt. The pee accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The pee accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The pee accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The pee accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The pee accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pool.

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I can't believe it! Alright so today we're having class and my crush was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at her and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the teacher's words were going in one ear and right out the other. Then my crush got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, her fast ass was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my ♥♥♥♥ like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky ♥♥♥ covered my Kill-La-Kill shirt, the whole class was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole class saw my semi-hard ♥♥♥♥ in all its four inches of glory. The teacher kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been suspended indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the school for discrimination?

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go go power ranger

I honestly don't give a crap about gender, and if no one in the world did then the world would be so much less toxic. I get bullied on videogames just for being me every single day, mostly for my voice, and sometimes my sexuality, personality, likes/interests, etc. I care about WHO someone is, not WHAT they are. For instance who they are = Their personality, likes/interests, history/experiences/past, etc. What they are = appearance/looks and also gender, or anything PHYSICAL. I also care more about bonding with someone emotionally more than anything lewd or sexual, I put bonding emotionally at a higher priority than anything sexual. Sexual stuff is just a perk. If everyone was like me the world would honestly be so much less toxic and crap. Also, I'm kidding about being a heterophobe... (mostly...) lol, being straight kinda boring and bland tho ngl.

Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Team Fortress 2
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is does not exist

Hello, first of all, in that 3rd map of the Dustbowl round, I joined 7 minutes before you blue players lost, luckily I joined the game and carried your asses to the last point, I got 30 points in a span of 4 minutes in that round. The only reason why I wasn't MVP is because I joined late, I would've been top scorer in 7 minutes. That's all, don't laugh at someone who only had 30 points when he's only played 4 minutes of the match.

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I’ve always been very close with my mom. I guess it’s because my dad left us when I was a baby. Ever since, our favourite activity was her breastfeeding me. But on my 10th birthday, she asked me if I wanted to stop doing it. I was shocked and started crying. Because I loved drinking my mom’s milk. It tastes much better than cow milk. Because even though it starts off a bit watery, after a few seconds it gets really creamy. Yum!

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Take off before inserting.
I change clothes often so add a mark in your kitty list.

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It's 😯ASHEN ONE WEDNESDAY😈. You know what that means. Time to fat roll🥐 that THICC ♥♥♥🍑 into the cathedral of the DEEP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😨 to get your face smeared with ash in the sign of the ♥♥♥♥✝️, then take the DICKons🥴 of the deep to pound town😫. Send this to 5 ashy ♥♥♥♥♥s to be YHORM THE GIANT ♥♥♥♥💪, 10 and you're ALDRITCH, DEVOURER OF ♥♥♥♥♥🙀, 20 and your twin prince lothDICK and ♥♥♥♥♥ian👯‍♂️