I am a very good potato. You may not like me but don't eat me. I have never seen the inside of a body and i don't plan to. I have tooth picks taped together as arms and legs. You may be asking how are you alive. Well, its a long story. I was once just a potato growing in the ground One day i was harvested and put into a machine to be cleaned. But the farmer made a horrible mistake. He put me in alone. Instead of making it out of the machine I was sucked even further in. I fell and fell. I hit the ground. The ground crumbled. I fell into a pit of radioactive goop. I suddenly felt alive. I could see hear and talk. I saw a tiny hole. I rolled my self out. At the time i was only a few months old. I had no mom or dad. I was alone. The hole finally came to a stop. I was outside of the machine. In fact I had no idea were I was. All I know is it was very bright. I rolled away from the light. I saw these weird alien things (Humans) that had long things coming out of the side of them and under them (arms and legs) that kept them up. All I knew is I wanted them. I saw a girl. She picked me up and I screamed. She told me It was alright. She made me my arms and legs out of tooth picks. So that's the story of my life. THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND