chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 hot 🥵 dog 🐕 and baloney 🤤 chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chillin 🥶 with my homies 👯

Okay imagine this. You’re out in the city, a bit buzzed and you need to pee. You waddle off to the bathroom but every urinal is taken, that’s fine you decide use a toilet it’s more private anyway. You pick a stall, close the door and that’s when you see a hole cut in the wall. That’s a bit weird right? You have a mental debate if you should stick your ♥♥♥♥ in or not. I mean what if it’s a dude on the other side and not a 22 year old blonde sorority girl just trying to pay for college? You take the plunge and stick your ♥♥♥♥ in but you feel a hairy moustache on your balls. But it’s okay because he delicately whispers in his raspy slightly arousing voice “no ♥♥♥♥”

Hello

traces through walls, ez report

Ok so its 2am. AND I FREAKING MISS YOU! you are so beautiful in so many ways:). Your cuteness is unbielevable:) there is so much I love about you. Your smile is so amazing, that when I see it I just forget about all the bad stuff that has ever happened in my life an just think about how lucky I am:) baby, you have a perfect personality for me....it's like we love the same foods and we always agree on contraversal subjects in this world. I love it how when you're sick or in pain or just miss me, and no matter where or who I'm with....Baby i can't imagine another girl coming along like you:) you are amazing! Babe, the countdown is on for the next time I get to see you, which brings me to how even though we have a semi long distance relationship, and we only see eachother 3 days a week. I still freaking love us because I know we'll be together all the time this summer and next year:) baby I miss you:) I hope you sleep amazing tonight:) I can't stop thinking about you:) goodnight baby:)