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309.7 hrs on record
Never thought I'd be having so much fun doing math but here I am trying to make things as efficient as possible because FICSIT DOESN'T WASTE!
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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92.5 hrs on record (71.7 hrs at review time)
Shinji Providence get in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robot backpack!

10/10 would put every boss in my pockets again
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
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1,390.3 hrs on record (1,217.5 hrs at review time)
While I do give this game a thumbs up, it is a real love-hate relationship. I'll be blunt. This game Is buggy, it is a mess, it's code is a spaghetti factory and its size rivals the Sun. But you know what? It is still tons of fun! Especially with friends! This game, no matter how prepared you might be will always find a way to screw you over, and it's great as it keeps things fresh later in the game.

Overall, this game is 100% not for everyone, but I'd say if you're ready to sacrifice your disc space, are ok with how needy it is and interested in a funky dinosaur survival might as well give it a go!
Posted 29 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
507.8 hrs on record (93.9 hrs at review time)
I've got a pig called Peter Porker and named my first son Hungry.
10/10 would name more things again!
Posted 13 September, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
454.7 hrs on record (281.4 hrs at review time)
You have to beat the crap out of every living thing on the planet to get more cash to keep fueling your loot box opening and gambling addiction. Is it worth it? Absolutely!
Posted 8 November, 2019. Last edited 13 September, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
527.0 hrs on record (81.3 hrs at review time)
What to say... Oh! Yes! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!*

*Definetly space
Posted 26 May, 2016.
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12 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
737.2 hrs on record (715.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Can you imagine a ball going down from the top of a hill? Right, it not only goes down but also does it faster and faster!

Why I said you to imagine such a thing? Well, that's simple. This ball is Robocraft and a hill is its quality. You can easily see that I've spend quite a bit of time in it. Robocraft had nice balance, matchmaking, freedom for creativity and so on. Now... Now newbies are getting rekt by players with just one giant overpowered cannon...

Other negative side - developers. People were asking to add some things that would not worthen the game but make it more variative. Developers kept listening to cries of people who simply can't play well. That's how we lost a nice balancing. Some previous update destroyed everything we loved and when players start telling them about their mistakes what developers do? Yes! They make a new update with a new gun/module/other crap to shut peoples mouthes up for a while and when players are about to start complaining they make another one of such updates!

It can be said more but I don't want to burn down my chair... ;D
Posted 21 May, 2016.
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