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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:35pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 9:18am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 7:32am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:22pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:41am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:31pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:45pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:48pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!