HUNTER. YOU. HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU COULD SLIP BY.. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. YOU CANT FOOL ME. I KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY. A CLOWN NEVER FORGETS HIS TARGET... Happy (Slightly off) Birthday Shell!

HAPPY NEW YEARZ TO MY FELLOW SILLY GOOSE. MAY WE SMITE ALL CLOWNS IN OUR PATH!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE LITERAL MOST RACIST PERSON EVER. TO ANYONE WHO SEE THIS AFTER CHRISTMAS. STAY AWAY. THIS MAN. HE IS SO RACIST. TO CONSOLE PLAYERS. I know, I know. Crazy. And yet somehow he's still on Santa's Good side. We'll see about that.

Also it would help if you liked totally remove all those evil comments under this one. See what kind of people silly geese are? They're vicious. Not like us. Right~?

MERRY CHRISTMAS SILLY-GOOSE SHELLY. LETS GO BEAT UP THOSE CLOWNS

MERRY CHRISTMAS SHELL!!!
Don't worry we will both beat up clowns together, they will feel our wrath!!!
IT WILL BE A HELL OF A CHRISTMAS WHEN WE START BEATING UP CLOWNS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS SHELL
I know that you're being held against your will. Don't worry. I'll always accept you as a silly goose.