Happy new year!

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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. discord.gg/FYCfb8Rybd

虽然看起来贤淑但该玩的时候玩的女人
只要到这个时候就会立马开窍的女人
虽然遮住但是比若隐若现还要性感的女人
那种令人充满快感的女人

我是男子汉
虽然看起来文雅但是该玩的时候玩的男子汉
每逢那个时候就完全疯掉的男子汉
与肌肉相比思想更加丰满的男子汉
那种男子汉

好美丽 好妩媚
没错是你（hey~）没错就是你（hey~）
好美丽 好妩媚
没错是你（hey~）没错就是你（hey~）
从现在开始到走的时候 一起走吧

oppa 江南style
江南style
oppa 江南style
江南style
oppa 江南style

Eh- Sexy Lady
oppa 江南style
Eh- Sexy Lady
eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

人外有人 天外有天 baby baby
我还是有点料的家伙
人外有人 天外有天 baby baby
我还是有点料的家伙
You know what I'm saying
oppa 江南style
eh~sexy lady
oppa江南style
eh~ sexy lady
oppa 江南style

oppa 江南style
江南style

白天非常温暖充满人性的女人
有着知道要有喝杯咖啡小憩的品格的女人
一到了夜晚就会让人心似火烧的女人
那种有反转的女人

我是男子汉
白天像你一样和气融融的那种男子汉
连咖啡都会趁热一饮而尽的男子汉
到了晚上就会心似爆炸的男子汉
那种男子汉

好美丽 好妩媚
没错是你（hey~）没错就是你（hey~）
好美丽 好妩媚
没错是你（hey~）没错就是你（hey~）
从现在开始到走的时候 一起走吧

oppa 江南style
江南style
oppa 江南style
江南style
oppa 江南style

Eh- Sexy Lady
oppa 江南style
Eh- Sexy Lady
eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun <3