I am sexually attracted to the letter Q.

I am sexually attracted to the letter Q. I don't know why, it's weird. Every time someone dares to mention the word "question" or "quizzically" I furiously start w*nking off to it nonstop.

This can cause problems, as once I was in maths class and my teacher asked, "do you have any questions" and my whole class looked in horror as I leaked throughout the entire lesson.

Don't even get me started on r/TheLetterQ, that ♥♥♥♥ turns me on like a button turns on a robot. All I have to do is look at one post and it grows a whole metre.

How do I stop this? Is there support for q-sexual people? Where to start? Sorry, I'm lost.

sold me on corn

🎄Merry christmas my friend!🎄

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I just like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

A lot of gay people were homophobic before they knew they were gay

A lot of furries hated furries before they knew they were furries

A lot of trans people were transphobic before they knew they were trans

When you look in the mirror what do you see? A man with short hair, a good build and a tracksuit, I'm guessing, but I guarantee that what you'll see in that very same mirror 5 years later will be what you despised most: a submissive femboy in a miniskirt. Run from it, hide from it, destiny arrives all the same. It'll be easier if you just give up now and let yourself be sissified like all the others

We married in pl_badwater

hey meet me behind the gym 9am. you know where i mean

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stock pocket cat girl-medic-main reporting for daddy

My fetish is that by catching a fly, ripping his wings so he couldn't fly. I tie the fly with a string so it won't leave me. I go to bathroom fill the bath with water and stay in it. The water level must be at the level of my ♥♥♥♥, every part of my body should be covered with water except my head and the head of my ♥♥♥♥. I give myself a boner and after i put the fly on my ♥♥♥♥, it would look like the fly is located on a lonely island. The fly would start moving and it would give me the best masturbate method ever, it gives me such an orgasm. When i ♥♥♥, i do it on the fly, it kills her. It gives me a sadist feeling about the fly choking with my kids while i jerk off. Anyway, i gotta leave, my grandma caught using that method and had a heart attack for jerking me off over her wedding photos🚑🚑

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖

also +rep because why not
they ish gud person~

once again someone tries hitting on a female gamer hehe. disgusting go onto a dating site if your that desperate for a GF~

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I just like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

my ♥♥♥♥ is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big that it weighs me down, i have scoliosis because of my extemely large penis. my ♥♥♥♥ is so unbelievably huge that if gravity stopped working i’d still be on the ground.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a wall text of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

No ♥♥♥♥ but I wouldn't mind if he tripped over and landed on me with his face planted directly into my crotch, while I was naked and my ♥♥♥♥ sort of slipped into his mouth and when he was getting up he kinda pumped my ♥♥♥♥ with his juicy red lips and caressed my slit with his tongue until I creamed my load down his delicate throat. (no ♥♥♥♥ btw)

please stop sending me pictures of your ass i don't wanna wake up and see it every single night

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

If I had a penis I would tuck it up in between my legs. Then i would tape it and hot glue it and would wear a thong. I would then wear and wig and go on the streets late at night, pretending to be a teenage hooker, and would offer my body to the first man I saw. It turns out that the man was a police officer and took me in. I was so nervous that when he asked me my name, I gave him a fake. Later in the evening, a female officer performed a strip search on me. Everything was okay until she found the cottage cheese. I had spread some cottage cheese over the tape to disguise the tape, and some of it had dripped down my left leg. When she came across the cottage cheese, she soon found the tape, and it was all over. Or at least i thought it was. She slowly pulled of the tape, a few chunks of congealed cottage cheese rolled to the floor, and the rest. Honey, the rest is history.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx (or atleast as cute as a girl when you're dressed up in an overlarge trench coat) xxx sorry! i dunno you look really weird im really not into girls i am into guys if that makes sense. i actually find some people sexy when i see one i wouldnt ever look at a girl in real life.

hello can we just fu ck already please can i fu ck you and you fu ck me already let me know please

In the night, I hear them talk the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road,
He lost his soul to a woman so Ȟ̶ͮẾA̳̝͡ŘŦŁËŠŞ
How could you be so Ȟ̶ͮẾA̳̝͡ŘŦŁËŠŞ
Oh, how could you be so Ȟ̶ͮẾA̳̝͡ŘŦŁËŠŞ?

-rep, not gay enough for me

Hi yes this is Broman113 responding to your comment on my page about another comment.
I am VERY happy to announce I will do the same for you.
I wished "Party" a "MERRY CHRISTMAS PARTY"; Thank for you noticing said comment. I am very happy to wish you one as well.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAMBOYANTFAUSTINO!.
Please do not copy this and post this anywhere else.

Inregards.
Broman113

all i want for christmas is you

You bought a car

You named it

ｂｒａｄ

♥you loved brad♥

ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓲𝓶

you 2 had been through everything together

2 boyfriends

3 jobs

you're like, 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐝 ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ

𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜

please stop showing me pictures of your ♥♥♥♥ i don't wanna wake up and see it every single day

Hey, I Just checked your profile by chance and saw that you are a girl by your picture. Also saw that you play games like overwatch and League of Legends and etc. Being a gamer girl is really cool!

Sorry for being rude, I din’t know just now that you were a girl. Mind being friends? I really adore girls who game. Maybe we could play some of the games together some time.I have messaged you, hope for a reply (:!

(this comment is for blu)
It's EXAM WEEK 😤😤 and it's TIME ⏱⏱ to WHIP OUT 😯😯 your EDUCATION ERECTIONS 🎒📚🍆🍆 and ♥♥♥♥ THESE FINALS 🤣🤣😉😉. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL 🍑📞 your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES 😏😏 and HIT 👊👊 the BOOKS 📘📗📙till your BRAIN 🧠🧠 is RUBBED RAW 😫😫 and your PEN 🖊🖊is DRY 😵😵. So let's put the ♥♥♥ in CUMULATIVE 💦💦 and do this THING 🙌🙌. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST 🤤🤤 SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! 😱😱

can you stop sending me pictures of your food, it's making me rly sad bc i know ill never be as good of a cook as you

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It's BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥ING WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

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BOO!! 👻👻 Sorry did i scare you?? 👻👻
It's ♥♥♥♥-O-WEEN🎃💀👹
Dat means ☝🏾👶🏾 me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GANG 👏🏾👶🏾👶🏼👾👽
Comin 4 YO ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆😤💁🏾‍♂️💯
♥♥♥♥-OR-TREAT 😔🤘🏼🔫😳 💅🏾
Praise Cummy or u will get NO ♥♥♥♥🙅🏼👋🏽🍆🚫 this ♥♥♥♥-O-WEEN 😢🍆🙈

Do not eat here. I had dinner at this place today and it was horrible. My wife ordered the Pizza Quattro formaggi and the gorgonzola was missing. I had the Penne con Pollo and the meat was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raw.
I sent it back and ordered a salad. After 25 minutes I got my salad and my wife had already finished her Pizza. I told the waiter that it is not acceptable to wait 25 minutes for a salad. He went into the kitchen and came back with a basket full of leftover bread. He put it on the table and didn't make eye contact with us for half an hour. We wanted to go home but couldn't pay since our waiter avoided our table. I had enough, so I went to the counter and said that I'd like to pay. The woman at the counter wanted me to pay for the bread too. I protested but my wife convinced me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pay the 2,35$ for the bread too. Do not come to eat here.

LOL - us diaper fetish folk also think Marvel movies are epic. My amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - with *ZERO* hesitation - said "Whew! Did Thanos wear this fricken diaper or what?" I laughed until I cried. Absolutely epic.

😡 I h8 u 😡

IT professional 🖥️, Gamer 🎮, Black and Bisexual, Feel free to message me at any time! My opinions are mine and mine only

Black and Bisexual, Feel free to message me at any time! My opinions are mine and mine only

enjoy your time away. keep surfing guy.

hi more sexual talking pls

<3 luv u

Surf boi come back ;-;

I love you more than all the candy in the world!

Merry Christmas buddy!

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com . Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too!

They should take all the rapists and all the murderers and put them all together on an island and all the murderers can be raped, and all the rapists can be murdered, until you only have either two rapists or you’re down to one raped murderer, but who cares about him?

Concerned Christian father here, recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?